Most people think F Cubed stands for Fremont Fun Facts. But as a young boy, he was eating a frankfurter while playing four square when a thunder storm arrived. He was struck by a lightening bolt which knocked his socks off. When he awoke, the electromagnetic confusion caused him to sign his name "Frankfurter X Four Square". Playground jargon gave him the nickname F Cubed. And the moniker has been with him ever since.
Favorite Foods: Fancy French Fries
Favorite Movie: Frankenstein Finds Freddy
Favorite Possession: Flaming Frickin Firecracker
Favorite Romantic Novel: Flim Flam Fling